Week 4 Starting Lineups

The Maestro
QB: Tom Brady - NE
RB: Joseph Addai - Ind
RB: Adrian "Not The Crappy Guy From The Bears" Peterson - Min
WR: Randy "Winning Gives Me Soooooo Much Energy" Moss - NE
WR: Plaxico Burress - NYG
TE: Jason Witten - Dal
K: Adam Vinatieri - Ind
D: Pittsburgh

The Dragons
QB: Dunnavunn McNabb - Phi
RB: Brian Westbrook - Phi
RB: LaDainian "Who Said Norv Was An Offensive Genius?" Tomlinson - SD
WR: Eddie Haskell Owens - Dal
WR: Reggie Wayne - Ind
TE: Todd Heap - Bal
K: Jason Elam
D: Chicago

Kellogg Krushers
QB: Brett "Just Havin' Fun" Favre - GB
RB: Ronnie Brown - Mia
RB: Willis McGahee - Bal
WR: Steve Smith - Car
WR: Javon "Our QB Really Went to Vanderbilt?" Walker - Den
TE: Dallas Clark - Ind
K: Nate Kaeding - SD
D: Minnesota

The Bouncers
QB: Peyton Manning - Ind
RB: Marshawn Lynch - Buf
RB: Travis "9 from 9" Henry - Den
WR: T.J. "If I Ever Turn Up Missing, Ocho Cinco Did It" Houshmanzadeh - Cin
WR: Marvin Harrison - Ind
TE: Jeremy Shockey - NYG
K: Mason Crosby - GB
D: Baltimore

The Dominator
QB: Marc "Hanging By A Thread" Bulger - StL
RB: Edgerrin James - Ari
RB: Michael "2nd Most Famous Man From Fresno"* Pittman
WR: Anquan Boldin - Ari
WR: Ocho Cinco - Cin
TE: Antonio Gates - SD
K: Neil Rackers - Ari
D: Houston

The Outlaws
QB: Carson Palmer - Cin
RB: Willie Parker - Pit
RB: LaMont "We're Going To The Super Bowl!" Jordan - Oak
WR: Chris Chambers
WR: Roy "I Hope God Likes Kitna This Week" Williams - Det
TE: Heath Miller - Pit
K: Jeff Reed - Pit
D: San Diego

*The most famous man from Fresno (and soon to be mayor) is, naturally, Kevin Federline