Hurricane Ike Killed Jerry Rivers

Just kidding. Ike didn't kill Geraldo Rivera, although he had to tie himself to a palm tree to keep from being blown to Cancun by the wind while he gave live updates. What's the point in that? Haven't we all seen enough video of hurricanes to have a pretty good idea what's going to happen? Geraldo always delivers the goods, though. The day he dies, be it during a hurricane, walking through contaminated water after a flood, or by eating a live scorpion, the world is going to lose one entertaining "journalist".

Anyway, Hurricane Ike did force the NFL to postpone tomorrow's game between the Texans and the Ravens. The only effect on the PPFFL was the Cyclones having to change their defense for the week (what, nobody has Joe Flacco or Matt Schaub?). They decided to roll with the Bears in hopes that excellent driver Lance Briggs takes another fumble to the house.