Monday Memo v2.6
Riding the arm of Tom Brady and the legs of Adrian Peterson and Maurice Jones-Drew, The Maestro fell just short of the single week scoring record and extended the distance between first and second place to nearly 100 points. The Patriots are either incredibly angry at everyone's cheating accusations and are taking out their vengeance, or they came up with another great way to steal the defensive signals of their opponents, because Brady looks like Mr. James during the old recess football games at St. Bob's. Meanwhile, Adrian Peterson, the one that plays for Minnesota, in case you were wondering, was holding his own personal 5k run against the once formidable Bears defense, and MoJoDrew was finally tabbed as the main back in Jacksonville by Jack of the River (obviously, the pleas from this space last week held some influence over the game plan devised by the Jacksonville offensive brain trust).
The rest of the league remained relatively static, as the Kellogg Krushers lead the third place Dragons by over 90 points, with The Bouncers not far behind in fourth. The Dominator made up some ground and got out of last place for now, closing the gap between the bottom third and middle third, but still has work to do to get out of the lower tier. The Outlaws are showing some newfound consistency, but likely won't be able to avoid being in last place when the final gun is fired tonight in Atlanta.
Current Standings:
The Maestro 832.02
Kellogg Krushers 733.75
The Dragons 640.96
The Bouncers 616.36
The Dominator 594.04
The Outlaws 561.08
Only two teams will have players on the field tonight when the Giants and Falcons collide in Dixie. The Bouncers will have Jeremy Shockey posing and talking trash, hopefully after he does something more noteworthy than catching a 5-yard pass, then falling down. The Big Blue Giants defense was awesome back in the late '80s and early '90s, but they won't be on the field tonight. Even so, the current Giants defense, which sacked Dunnavunn McNabb 12 times a couple of weeks ago, will be trying to pull The Outlaws closer to fifth place. It could be a tall task, as they will be facing the legendary Joey Harrington and his stable of receivers nobody in the PPFFL could name without first searching the internet.
The usual full review chock full of the usual whatever you want to call it will follow tomorrow. Until then...
...throw the ball away late in the game when you have no timeouts, are in field goal range, and can go to overtime with a chip shot figgie.
The Commish
Riding the arm of Tom Brady and the legs of Adrian Peterson and Maurice Jones-Drew, The Maestro fell just short of the single week scoring record and extended the distance between first and second place to nearly 100 points. The Patriots are either incredibly angry at everyone's cheating accusations and are taking out their vengeance, or they came up with another great way to steal the defensive signals of their opponents, because Brady looks like Mr. James during the old recess football games at St. Bob's. Meanwhile, Adrian Peterson, the one that plays for Minnesota, in case you were wondering, was holding his own personal 5k run against the once formidable Bears defense, and MoJoDrew was finally tabbed as the main back in Jacksonville by Jack of the River (obviously, the pleas from this space last week held some influence over the game plan devised by the Jacksonville offensive brain trust).
The rest of the league remained relatively static, as the Kellogg Krushers lead the third place Dragons by over 90 points, with The Bouncers not far behind in fourth. The Dominator made up some ground and got out of last place for now, closing the gap between the bottom third and middle third, but still has work to do to get out of the lower tier. The Outlaws are showing some newfound consistency, but likely won't be able to avoid being in last place when the final gun is fired tonight in Atlanta.
Current Standings:
The Maestro 832.02
Kellogg Krushers 733.75
The Dragons 640.96
The Bouncers 616.36
The Dominator 594.04
The Outlaws 561.08
Only two teams will have players on the field tonight when the Giants and Falcons collide in Dixie. The Bouncers will have Jeremy Shockey posing and talking trash, hopefully after he does something more noteworthy than catching a 5-yard pass, then falling down. The Big Blue Giants defense was awesome back in the late '80s and early '90s, but they won't be on the field tonight. Even so, the current Giants defense, which sacked Dunnavunn McNabb 12 times a couple of weeks ago, will be trying to pull The Outlaws closer to fifth place. It could be a tall task, as they will be facing the legendary Joey Harrington and his stable of receivers nobody in the PPFFL could name without first searching the internet.
The usual full review chock full of the usual whatever you want to call it will follow tomorrow. Until then...
...throw the ball away late in the game when you have no timeouts, are in field goal range, and can go to overtime with a chip shot figgie.
The Commish
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