Week 6 Transactions

The Dominator waives Hines Ward (WR - Pit) and acquires Braylon Edwards (WR - Cle)
The Dominator waives the Jacksonville defense and acquires the Washington defense
The Dominator waives Julius Jones (RB - Dal) and acquires Thomas Jones (RB - NYJ)
***Pretty bittersweet week in the Jones family - you know, if anyone besides us cared about what happened in this league***

The Outlaws waive Brandon Manumaleuna (TE - SD) and acquire Chris Cooley (TE - Was)
The Outlaws waive Jeff Reed (K - Pit) and acquire Nick Folk (K - Dal)
The Outlaws waive Larry Johnson (RB - KC) and acquire Michael Turner (RB - SD)
***Another week on the Waiver Express for Larry Johnson***

The Bouncers waive Ahman Green (RB - Hou) and acquire Cedric Benson (RB - Chi)
The Bouncers waive Travis Henry (RB - Den) and acquire Anthony Gonzales (WR - Ind)
The Bouncers waive Jon Kitna (QB - Det) and acquire Jeff Garcia (QB - TB)
***Travis Henry is headed for quite a bit of free time, which will no doubt lead to America's birthrate rising significantly...God might have something to say about that if He weren't a little heartbroken over The Bouncers waiving his favorite QB, Jon Kitna***

The Dragons waive Jason Elam (K - Den) and acquire John Carney (K - Jac)
***The Dragons only take kickers older than Dave - if Jacksonville would have been idle this week, the obvious choice would have been Morten Anderson***

The Kellogg Krushers waive Javon Walker (WR - Den) and acquire Vincent Jackson (WR - SD)
***Life lesson #2459 - Never ride in a limo with Javon Walker***

The Maestro waives Adam Vinatieri (K - Ind) and acquires Stephen Gostkowski (K - NE)
The Maestro waives the Pittsburgh defense and acquires the Arizona defense
***Look out, The Maestro is jumping on the "Desert Storm" bandwagon!!***