Monday Memo v2.10



Third place was taken back by The Dragons this week in a loud and monstrous way. By outscoring the second best team this week (The Bouncers) by nearly 40 points (so far), The Dragons have closed to within 100 points of 2nd place for the first time in weeks. To add to their explosive week, they are the only team to have someone playing in tonight's pillow fight between the Niners and Seahawks.



Current Standings:

The Maestro 1,328.31

Kellogg Krushers 1,188.31

The Dragons 1,100.64

The Bouncers 1,072.06

The Outlaws 969.24

The Dominator 910.74



Tonight's aforementioned scalpers night off will be relevant in terms of the PPFFL's single week scoring record. If Vernon Davis can score about 25 points tonight, The Dragons will break the record that has stood since about this time last year. Other things that will happen if Davis reaches 25 points tonight are: Al Gore admitting that 99.99% of the world's population would love it if temperatures rose a few degrees; McDonald's going out of business; life being found on Neptune; and Uncle Rico Dynamite signing a 5-year contract to play QB for the Raiders.



Well, that last one could happen as soon as Thursday, even if Davis doesn't reach 25.