Week 11 Lineups

Written as if Chris Berman were saying them

The Maestro
QB: Tom "A Man Named" Brady - NE
RB: Maurice "Barry and Robin" Jones-Drew - Jac
RB: Joseph "Live and Let" Addai - Ind
WR: Randy "Peat" Moss - NE
WR: Larry "Top-o-the-Mornin'-to-ya" Fitzgerald - Ari
TE: Jason Witten "Headache" - Dal
K: Jason "You gotta have the foil on your hands" Hanson - Det
D: Indianapolis

Kellogg Krushers
QB: Brett Favre "The Pumpkin" - America
RB: Steven "Thriller" Jackson - StL
RB: Reggie "Herbert Walker" Bush - NO
WR: Wes "Is More" Welker - NE
WR: Steve "What The #$%* You Lookin' At?" Smith - Car
TE: Dallas "Lewis and" Clark - Ind
K: Rob "My" Bironas - Ten
D: New England

The Dragons
QB: Dunnavunn "Teen Angel" McNabb - Phi
RB: Brian "North, South, East and" Westbrook - Phi
RB: LaDainian "Uncle" Tomlinson - Phi
WR: Terrell "Buck" Owens - Phi
WR: Reggie "Bruce" Wayne - Phi
TE: Todd "Down in a" Heap - Phi
K: Jason "Kevin" Elam - Phi
D: Philadelphia

The Bouncers
QB: "Gentle" Ben Roethlisberger - Pit
RB: Marshawn Lynch "Mob" - Buf
RB: Cedric Benson "Guilleaume" - Chi
WR: T.J. "Who's Your Mama?" Houshmanzadeh - Cin
WR: Greg Jennings "Wine Cellar" - GB
TE: Heath "Bar" Miller - Pit
K: Mason Crosby "Stills, Nash, and Young" - GB
D: Chicago

The Outlaws
QB: Tony Romo-"cop" - Dal
RB: Willie "The Cobra" Parker - Pit
RB: Brandon "The Two" Jacobs - NYG
WR: Laverneaus "Char"-Coles - NYJ
WR: Brandon Marshall "Dillon" - Den
TE: Tony "Speedy" Gonzalez - KC
K: Nate "Cas"-Kaeding - SD
D: Jacksonville

The Dominator
QB: "Bo" Derek Anderson - Cle
RB: "The Razor's" Edgerrin James - Ari
RB: Clinton "New York" Portis "Authority" - Was
WR: Braylon "The 2 Americas" Edwards - Cle
WR: Donald "Student" Driver - GB
TE: Kellen "Rear" Winslow - Cle
K: Neil "Nice" Rackers - Ari
D: Green Bay

So, maybe those aren't all Berman quality. Some might not make much sense and some might be pretty close to crossing the line, but you have to admit it's easy to have The Swami's voice in your head while you're reading them.