Week 10 Starting Lineups

Before we get to the lineups, The Dominator just wanted to let everyone know that he feels so comfortable atop the standings that he is going to play his JV squad this week, with the exception of Peyton Manning. Football gods, are you listening?

In other news, this is the first week where a guy who a team once had, then dumped, then picked up again, is back in their lineup. So, from here on out, we will call this the Ron Mexico Maneuver.

This is also a week where Plan Z once again changed defenses just to match up with the Raiders. We will refer to this as the Newhart Strategy, in honor of the Raiders' Offensive Coordinator, Tom Walsh (former Bed-n-Breakfast manager), who is running this offense like Bob Newhart might have had he been given the keys to the Bills offense while he was running the Stratford Inn back in the mid-80s.

The Dominator
QB: Peyton Manning - Ind
RB: Ronnie Brown - Mia
RB: Mike Bell - Den
WR: Donte Stallworth - Phi
WR: Larry Fitzgerald - Ari
TE: Jeremy Shockey - NYG
K: Adam Vinatieri - Ind
D: Tampa Bay

Cyhawks
QB: Carson Palmer - Cin
RB: LaDainian Tomlinson - SD
RB: Rudi Johnson - Cin
WR: Ocho Cinco - Cin
WR: Steve Smith - Car
TE: Antonio Gates - SD
K: Josh Scobee - Jac
D: Jacksonville

Plan Z
QB: Ron Mexico - Atl
RB: Larry Johnson - KC
RB: Maurice Jones-Drew - Jac
WR: Marvin Harrison - Ind
WR: Reggie Wayne - Ind
TE: Tony Gonzalez - KC
K: Jeff Wilkins - StL
D: Denver

The Dragons
QB: Dunnavunn McNabb - Phi
RB: Laurence Maroney - NE
RB: Clinton Portis - Was
WR: Hank Baskett - Phi
WR: Matt Jones - Jac
TE: Kellen Winslow - Cle
K: Ryan Lindell - Buf
D: New York Giants

The Spongebobs
QB: Drew Brees - NO
RB: Frank Gore - SF
RB: Brian Westbrook - Phi
WR: Marques Colston - NO
WR: Javon Walker - Den
TE: L.J. Smith - Phi
K: Nate Kaeding - SD
D: Chicago