Week 11 Transactions

Buckle up, The Dragons are ready to deal!

The Dragons waive RB Clinton Portis (Washington) and acquire RB Kevin Jones (Detroit)
The Dragons waive RB Reggie Bush (New Orleans) and acquire RB Deuce McCallister (New Orleans)
The Dragons waive WR Hank Baskett (Philadelphia) and acquire WR T.J. Houshmanzadeh (Cincinnati)
The Dragons waive WR Matt Jones (Jacksonville) and acquire WR Terry Glenn (Dallas)
The Dragons waive WR Isaac Bruce (St. Louis) and acquire WR Andre Johnson (Houston)
Notes:
The Heisman winner was just dumped for the guy he was supposed to replace in The Big Urinal (based on Mike Ditka's assertion that New Orleans smelled like "urine and vomit";
Nice knowing ya', Hank Baskett;
Andre Johnson is the first Texan to appear on a PPFFL roster; Kevin Jones is the first Lion to do likewise

The Spongebobs waive TE L.J. Smith (Philadelphia) and acquire TE Randy McMichael (Miami)
The Spongebobs waive WR Plaxico Burress (New York Giants) and acquire WR Roy Williams (Detroit)

Plan Z waives QB Tom Brady (New England) and acquires QB Rex Grossman (Chicago)
Plan Z waives RB Edgerrin James (Arizona) and activates RB Shaun Alexander (Seattle) from the Injured List
Plan Z activated QB Trent Green (Kansas City) from the Injured List and waives him
Plan Z waives the Denver defense and acquires the Kansas City defense
Notes:
Plan Z jerks QBs around like the 'Ol Ballcoach, so Grossman is the perfect choice this week, as he lived with Spurrier's QB autism for 4 years;
Can anyone prove that Edgerrin James still plays in the NFL? He's the Cruz Bustamante of football (Last year a reporter asked Gov. Schwarzenegger if Cruz, the Lt. Governor and successor if Arnold should have met his demise, was still alive. Arnold thought for a minute, then said, "I really don't know.")
Watch this weekend as Trent Green throws for 350 yards and 4 TDs, just because Plan Z decided to waive him; same for Brady.