Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Week 12 Transactions

Thanksgiving week brings only a few roster changes. They are as follows:

The Dragons waive QB Donovan McNabb (Philadelphia) and acquire QB Phillip Rivers (San Diego)
That call from T.O. to wish Dunnavunn luck on a quick recovery will be coming..........................................................................right.............................................................about....
.....n..........................................................................o...................................................never.

Plan Z waives QB Rex Grossman (Chicago) and acquires QB Tom Brady (New England)
Plan Z waives the Kansas City defense and acquires the New England defense
Plan Z is obviously trying to jinx the rest of the season for the Patriots.

The Spongebobs waive QB Eli Manning (New York Giants) and acquire QB Chad Pennington (New York Jets)
The Spongebobs waive RB Maurice Morris (Seattle) and acquire RB Marion Barber III (Dallas)
Grant Napear just called Bob an idiot for cutting one of the best QBs in the NFL. Sure, Eli has thrown 39 picks in 36 career starts, but what QB hasn't? If you're not playing Eli, then you don't know what you're doing. Oh, and Mariano Rivera is the best relief pitcher of all time. There is nobody that can beat the Yankees as long as Rivera and Derek Jeter are in New York, even though Grant has a hard time coming up with the names of 10 other Major League players. And, lay off the Maloof brothers. Joe and Gavin do more for this city than anybody, and the Sacramento City Council is absolutely clueless....a collection of imbeciles that make asinine decisions on a daily basis. And, if you don't like that, you don't like flaming red headed, obnoxious, imbecilic, Maloof butt-kissing announcers in small market NBA cities! Ooooooooooooh, BOY!!!

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