Monday Memo #14

For those of us who are interested in winning this fantasy league, here is some important news: It's over. Not that there was much hope these past couple of weeks, but we can basically close the curtain on the race for the top. Ang could play his frosh team the last three weeks and still come out on top.

The real competition will be for places 2-4. Seeing where The Spongebobs were a few weeks ago, finishing 2nd might feel like winning for them. The Dominator needs to get Eli Manning...wait a minute, wrong Manning...Peyton Manning back on track, otherwise he might fall to the middle of the pack. As for Plan Z, look at the picture of Tom Brady in the Bee today. That says it all. He's never had it worse and he just can't figure out what's going wrong. We all know what the problem is, though. Fortunately for the Bears and Falcons, Plan Z has tired of making Rex Grossman and Ron Mexico look bad and has set their sights on torturing Brady and the insufferable fans in New England.

Current standings:
Cyhawks 1,742.94
The Dominator 1,468.10
The Spongebobs 1,418.25
Plan Z 1,377.40
The Dragons 1,264.93

Tonight's clash features players from the three teams battling to be the league's first loser (in other words, the 2nd place team). Steven Jackson is suiting up for The Dominator, the Bears defense will be cracking heads for The Spongebobs, and Jeff Wilkins will likely spend the majority of the night standing by himself on the sideline, doing absolutely nothing while wearing a baseball hat...all in the name of Plan Z.