Week 15 Starring Lineups

Cyhawks
QB: Carson Palmer - Cin
RB: The MVP - SD
RB: Rudi Johnson - Cin
WR: Ocho Cinco - Cin
WR: Steve Smith - Car
TE: Antonio Gates - SD
K: Josh Scobee Dobee Dooo - Jac
D: Jacksonville

The Dominator
QB: Peyton Manning - Ind
RB: Willie Parker - Pit
RB: Steven Jackson - StL
WR: Donte Stallworth - Phi
WR: Larry Fitzgerald - Ari
TE: Alge Crumpler - Atl
K: Adam Vinatieri - Ind
D: Tampa Bay

The Spongebobs
QB: Drew Brees - NO
RB: Frank Gore - SF
RB: Fred Taylor - Jac
WR: Javon Walker - Den
WR: Donald Driver - GB
TE: Randy McMichael - Mia
K: Nate Kaeding - SD
D: Chicago

Plan Z
QB: Tom "They're Stealing My Audible Calls" Brady - NE
RB: Shaun Alexander - Sea
RB: Brunswick Jones Drew - Jac
WR: Marvin "The Mighty Octogenerian" Harrison - Ind
WR: Reggie Wayne - Ind
TE: Tony Gonzalez - KC
K: Jeff Wilkins - StL
D: New England

The Dragons
QB: Phillip Rivers - SD
RB: Thomas Jones - Chi
RB: Deuce McAllister - NO
WR: Anquan Boldin - Ari
WR: T.J. Houshmanzadeh - Cin
TE: Kellen Winslow - Cle
K: Morten Andersen - Atl
D: St. Louis

• For the first time in weeks, we have a team that acquired a defense just because they were going up against the Raiders. The Dragons are serious about climbing out of the cellar.
• The Dominator was slated to start Darrell Jackson until he was declared out with a toe injury. Darrell needs to sign with Denver next year so he can sit out games with the Bronco pansies that had finger injuries earlier in the season.
• Don't forget, there is a game tonight on NFL Network. Don't miss your opportunity to hear Bryant Gumbel wax poetically about both the Niner secondary and the Pike Street Market. Maybe we'll be lucky enough to see a shot of someone at the PSM catching a large fish flung at them by one of the other grimy dudes that works there. Like we never get to see that.