A Better Option

It was brought to my attention, by none other than myself, that I blew it when writing the entry about T.O./Tony Romo/Jessica Simpson yesterday. To get even with Romo, utilizing the ugly stepchild to Ms. Simpson (as Chattanooga is the stepchild to UT - if you don't get it, go back and read the whole thing again), T.O. needn't go trolling the alleys of Dallas or Nashville looking for Lorrie Morgan (I think I chose her so I could cap on Aikman a little bit).

The ugly stepchild to Jessica Simpson is obviously Ashlee Simpson. It is so plain to see, yet I dropped the ball. I promise not to miss something so obvious in the future.