Monday Memo #15

Great news: The Cyhawks only scored 51 points this week! Not so great news: About half of their team is playing in tonight's Monday Night collision between the Bengals and Colts. Tonight's game has, by far, more PPFFL players playing than any other ESPN showcase this season. We have Carson Palmer, Ocho Cinco, and Rudi Johnson representing the Cyhawks; Peyton Manning and Adam Vinatieri suiting up for The Dominator; Reggie Wayne and Marvin Harrison playing dead for Plan Z; and T.J. Houshmanzadeh putting on the hard hat for The Dragons. Only The Spongebobs will be left out.

Current Standings:
Cyhawks 1,794.29
The Dominator 1,555.80
The Spongebobs 1,509.59
Plan Z 1,473.18
The Dragons 1,331.17

Tune in tonight to see just who got JACKED UP in Week 15, as well as to see which "celebrity" (wink, wink) with ties to Indianapolis will be making an appearance in the booth. I'm hoping they go for someone who ruled Indiana back in the day, The General, Robert Montgomery Knight. I think he and Theismann would get along really well, and it would simply be awesome if he could reenact the phone smashing he did in the Hoosier Dome during the '87 tourney.