Week 16 Starting Lineups, Part II

Wow! That sure was interesting. I thought I would be able to get some other work done while the great Dick Stockton presented our lineups, but I was wrong. The thing is, his care giver nodded confidently when I asked if he would be able to make sure Dick didn't get all senile, like he does when he announces games for Fox. I only now found out that the caregiver is Korean and doesn't speak a word of English, except for "Juice Box" and "Bugs Bunny".

With that being said, here are the real lineups:

Cyclones
QB: Drew Brees - NO
RB: Pierre Thomas - NO
RB: LaDainian Tomlinson - SD
WR: Larry Fitzgerald - Ari
WR: Roddy White - Atl
TE: Dallas Clark - Ind
K: Rob Bironas - Ten
D: New York Jets


The Dragons
QB: Kurt Warner - Ari
RB: Brian Westbrook - Phi
RB: Marshawn Lynch - Buf
WR: Andre Johnson - Hou
WR: Terrell Owens - Dal
TE: Vernon Davis - SF
K: Nate Kaeding - SD
D: Philadelphia


The Maestro
QB: Peyton Manning - Ind
RB: Maurice Jones-Drew - Jac
RB: Ronnie Brown - Mia
WR: Steve Smith - Car
WR: Wes Welker - NE
TE: Jason Witten - Dal
K: Sebastian Janikowski - Oak
D: Pittsburgh


Gnomies
QB: Brett Favre - America
RB: Thomas Jones - NYJ
RB: Adrian Peterson - Min
WR: T.J. Houshmanzadeh - Cin
WR: Greg Jennings - GB
TE: Donald Lee - GB
K: Mason Crosby - GB
D: Baltimore


The Dominator
QB: Jay Cutler - Den
RB: Jamal Lewis - Cle
RB: Clinton Portis - MIT
WR: Santana Moss - Was
WR: Anquan Boldin - Ari
TE: Tony Gonzalez - KC
K: Garrett Hartley - NO
D: Miami


Team STY
QB: Tony Romo - Dal
RB: DeAngelo Williams - Car
RB: Leon Washington - NYJ
WR: Davone Bess - Mia
WR: Reggie Wayne - Ind
TE: Antonio Gates - SD
K: Joe Nedney - SF
D: Tennessee


The Outlaws
QB: Phillip Rivers - SD
RB: Michael Turner - Atl
RB: Brandon Jacobs - NYG
WR: Antonio Bryant - TB
WR: Brandon Marshall - Den
TE: Chris Cooley - Was
K: Phil Dawson - Cle
D: New York Giants